<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 2026年2月9日，邯鄲市翻譯協(xié)會舉行2026年年會暨馬年新春聯(lián)誼會。我們?nèi)页鲅萘饲嚬?jié)目三句半《邯鄲道上“逛”成語》。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 這是我和女兒張艷聰近幾天自己研究琢磨，也算是自創(chuàng)的曲藝節(jié)目。表演這個節(jié)目，我們?nèi)胰?，除了我老伴兒郭軍利都參加了，也可以說是傾巢出動。女婿李邁克和大外孫張李卓倫是英國國籍；女兒張艷聰與二外孫張李歐倫 ，還有我是中國國籍，可以稱為中英同頌邯鄲道。我們倉促排練，字詞還不太熟練，可大伙兒看到幽默風(fēng)趣的表演，原諒了我們的詞語生疏。不少觀眾說：“接地氣，過癮?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 邯鄲道上“逛”成語</span></p><p class="ql-block"> （三句半）</p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">作者：張艷聰 張鈿</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">表演：張李卓倫（英）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 張艷聰</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 張 鈿</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 約翰·邁克·李（英）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 張李歐倫</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：邯鄲成語數(shù)不清，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：號稱成語典故城。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：邯鄲道上成語多，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丁：一火車！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：多得嘞!（邯鄲話）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：李邁克初次到邯鄲，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：【胡服騎射】雕像在眼前，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：這是一個男人騎著一匹馬，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">??。赫婧唵?！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：so easy!</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：【掩耳盜鈴】笑死人，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：鈴響堵耳聽不進，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：自欺欺人鬧笑話，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?。盒”康?！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：大傻子?。ê愒挘?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：一心要往南方行，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：偏把馬車朝北擰，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：【南轅北轍】偏離目標，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?。毫嗖磺?。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：不識數(shù)（邯鄲話）</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：西施皺眉惹人憐，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：東施學(xué)樣瞎照搬，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：【東施效顰】丑態(tài)出，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?。赫骐y看！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：so ugly!</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：和氏美玉藏荊楚，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：幾經(jīng)波折入趙都，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：千金難換獨一份，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丁：【無價之寶】！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：真值錢?。ê愒挘?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：一方美玉映漳河，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：【完璧歸趙】智謀多，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：秦王斗不過藺相如，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?。喊酌?！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：使類慌?。ê愒挘?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：一席和談將相和，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：廉頗【負荊請罪】了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：藺相如面前曲腿跪，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?。赫J了錯！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：賠不是了！（邯鄲話）</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：將相和后不抬杠，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：生死與共守城墻，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：【刎頸之交】鐵哥們，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丁：夠意思！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：Good friends!</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：一眾門客過洺河，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：【毛遂自薦】膽氣多，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：敢叫日月?lián)Q新天，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丁：他來抗！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：真男人?。ê愒挘?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：趙國抗秦踏征途，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：舉國上下力量出，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：【不遺余力】守家國，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?。壕筒环?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：不低頭?。ê愒挘?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：一卷兵書伴漳河，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：【紙上談兵】空話多，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：趙括領(lǐng)兵去征戰(zhàn)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丁：全敗了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：他奶奶嘞散伙了（邯鄲 話）</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：魏兵救趙出函谷，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：一路猛進無人阻，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：【勢如破竹】破秦陣，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?。赫嫱洌?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：so cool!</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：一座古橋跨沁河，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：【邯鄲學(xué)步】故事多，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：北京人沒學(xué)會邯鄲步，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?。号乐?！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：climb，climb，climb！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：曹植提筆不用想，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：【才高八斗】裝滿腔，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：七步成詩把理講，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?。鹤顝姶竽X！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：Good boy!</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：書生趕考邯鄲睡，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：娶媳升官享富貴，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：醒來小米飯沒熟嘞，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丁：【黃粱一夢】！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">戊：白夢了?。ê愒挘?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甲：千年成語今傳唱，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">乙：中華瑰寶遠名揚，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丙：中英同頌【邯鄲道】，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">全體：棒！棒！棒?。ň瞎?lt;/span></p>