<p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">接 站</b><span style="font-size:22px;">（單出頭）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">█ 潘立升?依安</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（唱）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">老馬有膘毛也亮，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">老樹逢春花更香。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">人縫喜事精神爽，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">小老太我今天也時尚。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">新修的馬路真寬敞，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">心情也變得更敞亮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我倆條細腿緊倒蹬，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">奔向車站走慌忙。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">要問這是為哪樁，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">聽我從頭說端詳。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（白）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">小奴，柒寶她姥，天生一副俏模樣，都說紅顏福不長，守寡十年淚兩行。老少親戚沒少幫，勸我趁著年輕找對象。屋要冷了多燒炕，就怕沒柴炕也涼。只是怕我的孩兒受委屈，我咬牙撐著干吧強。如今孩子們都成家立業(yè)，我也是省心落忍滴?？墒遣恢Φ尉褪歉吲d不起來，老了老了，咬不動芥菜疙瘩，就想吃芥菜纓呢（害羞地笑）。這不，三年前我的QQ好友艷華姐給我介紹個對象，本是農(nóng)民工，網(wǎng)名土豆塊（笑），笑啥？我還沒說我昵稱呢，啥？我叫芥菜英纓，哈哈哈…這不，今天土豆塊工程封頂來看我，我半夜起來就搗扯，（照鏡子樣）嗯，還挺俊英滴，么么噠?。êπ叩兀?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（唱）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">說起來真的挺搞笑，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">認為網(wǎng)上戀愛瞎胡鬧。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">人在人前都沒準話，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">畫虎畫皮難把骨來描。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">更何況網(wǎng)上談戀愛，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">人在暗處就像藏貓貓。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我左思右想不靠勺，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">當(dāng)笑話聽聽就算拉倒。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">為不負艷華姐的好，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">加了土豆塊就算有禮貌。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">他隔三差五沖我傻笑，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我只是哼哼哈哈說有空聊。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">那天失眠我睡不著，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">虎了吧就想和他嘮，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">雖然坐過那大花轎，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">網(wǎng)上戀愛還是頭一遭。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">哆哆嗦嗦打上字兒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">又按清除全勾銷。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">種黃豆不怕蝲蝲蛄叫，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不入虎穴咋把虎崽掏。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">柒寶她姥我急得一跺腳，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">媽呀，你好倆字就初飛了?。ɑ艔埼孀欤?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（男畫外音）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你好，咋還沒睡，芥菜纓兒？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（白）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你咋還沒睡，土豆塊？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（男畫外音）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我們今年干的是魯班獎工程，保質(zhì)量搶工期，加班加點晚睡早起，準備作為黨的二十大獻禮！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（唱）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">這真是沿流水勾起老冰排，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">從此以后天天把嗑嘮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">他身強力壯有擔(dān)當(dāng)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">為人處事老實巴交。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不知不覺就放不下，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">心里一團烈火在燃燒。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（白）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">別說人老沒那股脈，就怕是烈火沒干柴。七老八十心不老，人要活著就有愛。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（唱）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">土豆塊抽空陪我聊，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我的滿天烏云全散了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">么么噠用起來真過癮，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">滿屏的紅心往下掉。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">那次我到他工地去，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">他身前身后把我陪著。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">怕我渴了買飲料，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">怕我熱了買雪糕。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一顆芳心被他俘虜了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">該回家時我邁不動腳。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我盼他早點竣工來看我，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（男畫外音）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我盼她早睡早起身體好。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（女）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我盼他注意飲食安全最重要，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（男畫外音）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我說竣工后完完整整去報到。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（白）這不，土豆塊他們的工程終于封頂畫句號，贏得了魯班大獎的榮耀。今天坐高鐵來我家報道！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（畫外火車汽笛聲）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（唱）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">嗚的一聲汽笛高叫，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">進站的是高鐵711。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我心里高興面帶笑，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">就好像小船水上漂。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">單身的生活結(jié)束了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">幸福在前面把手招。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">高興得三步并兩步，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">急蹬咯噔我猛勁蹽。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">去接親愛的土豆塊，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">今夜新房紅燭搖！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（白，面向觀眾）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">啥，你們要喝喜酒？如今日子過得美，喝酒就像喝涼水。只要你帶上一張嘴，大桶小瓶你可勁吹，有都是！啥菜？土豆塊燉芥菜纓！哈哈哈……（笑著跑下）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">【版權(quán)已注冊，使用請聯(lián)系?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">2019/11/29沈陽</span></p>