<h1>一阿（a）<br><h1>男對(duì)女，倆對(duì)仨，完璧對(duì)破瓜。缺鋅對(duì)補(bǔ)鈣。臥柳對(duì)眠花。防腐劑，減肥茶，咧嘴對(duì)呲牙。拋頭須猛士，扯蛋靠專家。鳩占鵲巢非好鳥(niǎo)，苔生狗尿是奇葩。日月如梭，兔走烏飛忙你妹；江山似畫(huà)，龍爭(zhēng)虎斗去他媽。</h1></h1><h3></h3> <h1>二哀（ai）約（ve）<br>悲對(duì)樂(lè)，喜對(duì)哀，違建對(duì)強(qiáng)拆。升遷對(duì)罷免，亮劍對(duì)攤牌。煙解悶，酒開(kāi)懷。好色對(duì)憐才。放舟識(shí)進(jìn)退，解印賦歸來(lái)。世事無(wú)常皆苦也，禪心不住總悠哉。舊夢(mèng)重溫，點(diǎn)點(diǎn)滴滴甜蜜蜜；新歡另覓，親親我我爽歪歪。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>三安an<br>春對(duì)夏，暑對(duì)寒。塞北對(duì)江南。寅時(shí)對(duì)卯日，馬月對(duì)猴年。京兆驛，武陵源，永定對(duì)臨安。祥云縈紫府，慘霧漫黃泉。三省名城夸鐵嶺，九邊重鎮(zhèn)贊銀川。隱士機(jī)謀，夢(mèng)兆飛熊來(lái)渭水；英雄行徑，拳伏猛虎上梁山。<br><br></h1><h1>霜對(duì)露，霧對(duì)煙?；馃釋?duì)風(fēng)寒。油滑對(duì)水嫩，鐵硬對(duì)膠粘。極樂(lè)國(guó)，太平間，藥苦對(duì)蔗甘。葵生頭向日，人死鳥(niǎo)朝天。世味倍嘗牙齒冷，人情久看眼睛酸。狡詐曹瞞，夢(mèng)里殺人托癔癥；疏狂張旭，醉中落筆賽癲癇。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>四昂（ang）<br>秦對(duì)漢，宋對(duì)唐，武后對(duì)文王。公孫對(duì)帝女，褒姒對(duì)齊姜。開(kāi)混沌，辟陰陽(yáng)，故國(guó)對(duì)鄰邦。眀媒迎正室，厚禮納偏房。手損出牌頻點(diǎn)炮，心誠(chéng)進(jìn)廟必?zé)恪ｋ[姓埋名，婊子人前稱小姐；裝模做樣，干爹背后喚情郎。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>五嗷（ao）<br>胸對(duì)腹，股對(duì)尻，斷背對(duì)折腰。拈花對(duì)惹草，看賭對(duì)陪嫖。云漫漫，水滔滔，忍辱對(duì)發(fā)飆。地獄三頭犬，人間九命貓。浪子回心金不換，佳人攬客手頻招。胡虜碰瓷，唯憑漠北切糕秤；淫賊授首，全仗巴東修腳刀。<br><br></h1><h1>松對(duì)緊，厚對(duì)薄，目眩對(duì)神搖。浮夸對(duì)謬贊，喜泣對(duì)哀嚎。登兩榜，侍三朝，地獄對(duì)天牢。磨刀須剔骨，試劍必吹毛。世上無(wú)官稱鐵面，街邊有客號(hào)皮條。飲雪吞氈，蘇武守節(jié)充北海，離賢寵佞，夏桀失道放南巢。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>六鵝（e）窩（o）<br>（e）<br>崖對(duì)澗，路對(duì)車，刈楚對(duì)伐柯。崚嶒?qū)︺戾?，魏巍?duì)嵯峨。朝霧隱，暮云遮。是也對(duì)嗯呢。嫖資焉可欠，酒債許能賒。白首聽(tīng)僧說(shuō)偈語(yǔ)，紅心給黨唱山歌。日飽三餐，萬(wàn)畝良田有啥用；夜眠五尺，千間廣廈又如何。<br>（o）<br>肥對(duì)瘦，少對(duì)多，正好對(duì)偏頗。山精對(duì)水怪，賭鬼對(duì)淫魔。發(fā)快遞，刻公戳。乳浪對(duì)臀波。歡歌方謝幕，好戲又開(kāi)鑼。選婿燈留高富帥，泡妞緣盡丑窮矬。因甚生迷，廟里諸尊皆木偶；緣何不悟，堂前二老是金佛。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>七卑（ei）催（vi）<br>（ei）<br>高對(duì)矮，顯對(duì)微，傲慢對(duì)謙卑。龍翔對(duì)豹隱，蝶舞對(duì)鶯飛。奔四化，找三陪，卷耳對(duì)齊眉。胸中騰怒火，舌底綻驚雷。約會(huì)調(diào)情宜月朗，打家劫舍趁天黑。赤壁鏖兵，霧掩草船當(dāng)借箭；鴻門(mén)擺宴，簾藏弓斧待摔杯。<br>（vi）<br>爭(zhēng)對(duì)讓，賺對(duì)虧，舞劍對(duì)擊錐。勤王對(duì)剿匪，涉險(xiǎn)對(duì)臨危。春意蕩，醉顏頹，恐嚇對(duì)悲催。占山思剪徑，上炕想扒灰?；斓V真金憑火煉，參天大樹(shù)任風(fēng)吹。居士皈依，萬(wàn)囑千叮持五戒；官員受賄，一來(lái)二去被雙規(guī)。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>八恩（en）賓（in）村（un）<br>（en）<br>空對(duì)色，假對(duì)真，憤怒對(duì)嬌嗔。狂言對(duì)綺語(yǔ)，患病對(duì)遭瘟。急吼吼，亂紛紛，暴走對(duì)淫奔。提攜蒙厚愛(ài)，賞賜拜隆恩。千古文星輝曲阜，半彎清月冷長(zhǎng)門(mén)。結(jié)義桃園，俎豆千秋同命鳥(niǎo)；招嫖酒店，床幃兩個(gè)陌生人。<br>（in）<br>中對(duì)外，古對(duì)今，損友對(duì)嘉賓。升堂對(duì)下課，抱枕對(duì)摔琴。言惑主，策欺民，蜜口對(duì)甜心。出家堪悟道，入仕即脫貧。二載情濃紅錦帳，三生緣盡綠綸巾。賭客撓頭，十有九輸無(wú)道理；書(shū)生嘆氣，百無(wú)一用有原因。<br>（un）<br>風(fēng)對(duì)雨，霧對(duì)云，半夏對(duì)長(zhǎng)春。河山對(duì)海岳，黑夜對(duì)黃昏。蘆葦蕩，杏花村，旅雁對(duì)游鯤。封侯食萬(wàn)戶，掛帥統(tǒng)三軍。短發(fā)參差如狗啃，深杯寂寞似鯨吞。燭影床前，公子淫心火熾；菱花鏡里，美人妝面煙熏。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>九崩（eng）兵（ing）<br>（eng）<br>孫對(duì)祖，婿對(duì)翁，太乙對(duì)長(zhǎng)庚。吳姬對(duì)越女，漢使對(duì)唐僧。皮也癢，蛋還疼，中暑對(duì)抽風(fēng)。黃昏霞似火，黑夜月如燈。守嫂云長(zhǎng)非不舉，坐懷柳下或無(wú)能。遇弱生擒，城管巡街將狗打；逢強(qiáng)智取，中油上市把爹坑。<br>（ing）<br>云對(duì)霧，雪對(duì)冰，孤月對(duì)群星。村夫?qū)σ袄?，貴姓對(duì)高名。關(guān)帝廟，泰姬陵，獵色對(duì)偷情。一心惟向道，雙目不識(shí)丁。但曉無(wú)常存法界，何妨有病在神經(jīng)。智勇絕綸，丞相只身歸寶壁；武功蓋世，將軍匹馬過(guò)連營(yíng)。<br>紅對(duì)綠，粉對(duì)青，鬼域?qū)ι窬?。排庚?duì)遁甲，點(diǎn)卯對(duì)添丁。牽獵犬，架蒼鷹，掠地對(duì)安營(yíng)。衣衫聞馥郁，褲襪品咸腥。劉項(xiàng)分羹爭(zhēng)霸主，孫龐撒豆化奇兵。野寺參禪，萬(wàn)事乘除皆不二；荒郊埋骨，一生加減總歸零。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>十衣（i）<br>謙對(duì)讓，諷對(duì)譏，悍婦對(duì)嬌妻。裝純對(duì)作秀，探密對(duì)拉稀。莊子夢(mèng)，老萊衣，海眼對(duì)天梯。舌長(zhǎng)堪覆面，裙短只齊逼。趕路陳吳因雨誤，射天武乙被雷劈。世事無(wú)常，一枕黃粱通大道；德行有漏，幾窟蟻穴潰長(zhǎng)堤。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>十一邪（ie）<br>仁對(duì)義，正對(duì)邪，仕女對(duì)侯爺。中文對(duì)外語(yǔ)，法克對(duì)歐耶。三斧定，一刀切，玉殿對(duì)金階。鶯啼惟嚦嚦，羊叫只咩咩。吞炭漆身心要忍，臥薪嘗膽氣能憋。有悖綱常，姬晉亂倫淫庶母；無(wú)關(guān)孝義，商臣篡位弒親爹。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>十二休（iu）歐（ou）<br>（iu）<br>嗔對(duì)怒，喜對(duì)憂，飲恨對(duì)含羞。田雞對(duì)壁虎，種馬對(duì)耕牛。胡塞月，漢宮秋，點(diǎn)點(diǎn)對(duì)丟丟。生兒呼狗剩，懷女做人流。氣定心安神在在，天陰雨冷鬼啾啾。避讓群氓，褲襠此日屈韓信；周游列國(guó)，陳蔡何年濟(jì)孔丘。<br>（ou）<br>行對(duì)止，坎對(duì)溝，北美對(duì)東歐。驢唇對(duì)馬嘴，鳳尾對(duì)雞頭。撈月井，望江樓，駕鶴對(duì)冠猴。不知商女恨，還作杞人憂。有路通天何不走，無(wú)門(mén)入地卻爭(zhēng)投。愛(ài)重如山，養(yǎng)子驕奢為大害；恩深似海，奉親節(jié)儉是真摳。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>十三從（ong）<br>生對(duì)死，富對(duì)窮，室友對(duì)家兄。出妻對(duì)納妾，祭祖對(duì)傳宗。星拱北，水流東，短劍對(duì)長(zhǎng)弓。青天飛霹靂，夜店閃霓虹。遍閱千經(jīng)難戒色，每觀四壁始知空。堆玉積金，臨死焉能續(xù)命，尋歡作樂(lè)，完時(shí)還要加鐘。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>十四粗（u）<br>升對(duì)降，有對(duì)無(wú)，醴酪對(duì)醍醐。投桃對(duì)報(bào)李，獻(xiàn)玉對(duì)還珠。調(diào)藥鼎，煉丹爐。戰(zhàn)地對(duì)征途。妻賢能守寡，臣正可托孤。運(yùn)到舛乖覺(jué)蹭蹬，事臨決斷費(fèi)踟躕。韓信登壇，修短實(shí)因君主拜；楊妃出浴，嬌娜尚待侍兒扶。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>十五余 （v）<br>龍對(duì)虎，馬對(duì)驢，落雁對(duì)沉魚(yú)。薔薇對(duì)茉莉，芍藥對(duì)芙渠。云緩緩，日徐徐，險(xiǎn)塞對(duì)通衢。老聃冬涉水，佛祖夏安居。諸葛軍師疑布陣，南郭處士濫吹竽。日少三餐，時(shí)下謊稱寡欲；家為四海，人前羞論剛需。</h1><h3></h3> <h1>十六姿（zi ci si zhi chi shi ）<br>聲對(duì)律，賦對(duì)詩(shī)，浪態(tài)對(duì)風(fēng)姿。山盟對(duì)海誓，愛(ài)液對(duì)情絲。天已晚，歲將遲，賞月對(duì)惜時(shí)。隨緣常似懶，格物恍如癡。半世窮通一任也，百年生死兩由之。祈禱詞中，且向天堂喚父；荒唐片里，還從島國(guó)偷師。</h1><h3></h3>