<p class="ql-block">《花園》</p><p class="ql-block">路邊一人家,</p><p class="ql-block">伺弄一園花,</p><p class="ql-block">春光鎖不住,</p><p class="ql-block">美景人人夸。</p> <p class="ql-block">《天瓜》</p><p class="ql-block">樓前有棗樹,</p><p class="ql-block">紅樓有人住,</p><p class="ql-block">絲瓜飛上天,</p><p class="ql-block">熟棗掉一路。</p> <p class="ql-block">《觀魚》</p><p class="ql-block">水清魚也歡,</p><p class="ql-block">山假亦有泉,</p><p class="ql-block">游魚圖自樂,</p><p class="ql-block">鬧市有桃源。</p> <p class="ql-block">《星星》</p><p class="ql-block">校園林寂靜,</p><p class="ql-block">松柏祭英靈,</p><p class="ql-block">黃昏人罕至,</p><p class="ql-block">紅星遇喵星。</p> <p class="ql-block">《自嘲》</p><p class="ql-block">殘年少飯局,</p><p class="ql-block">東籬也無菊,</p><p class="ql-block">悠然望窗外,</p><p class="ql-block">懶人養(yǎng)假魚。</p> <p class="ql-block">《紅傘》</p><p class="ql-block">窗前一把傘,</p><p class="ql-block">通紅又耀眼,</p><p class="ql-block">天晴不下雨,</p><p class="ql-block">誰把信號傳?</p> <p class="ql-block">《傳奇》</p><p class="ql-block">草原格?;?,</p><p class="ql-block">歌中常唱它,</p><p class="ql-block">傳奇花仙子,</p><p class="ql-block">飛入尋常家。</p> <p class="ql-block">《乞丐》</p><p class="ql-block">街頭支個牌,</p><p class="ql-block">身后牽個孩,</p><p class="ql-block">配樂賣個慘,</p><p class="ql-block">微信討個錢。</p> <p class="ql-block">《站牌》</p><p class="ql-block">好馬配好鞍,</p><p class="ql-block">美女配美衫,</p><p class="ql-block">號稱大城市,</p><p class="ql-block">站牌像小攤。</p> <p class="ql-block">《粗心》</p><p class="ql-block">早早去鹽蒸,</p><p class="ql-block">吃個閉門羹,</p><p class="ql-block">老板沒鑰匙,</p><p class="ql-block">鋸鎖不消停。</p> <p class="ql-block">《爭名》</p><p class="ql-block">明明是綠藤,</p><p class="ql-block">非要爭頭名,</p><p class="ql-block">秋風(fēng)掃落葉,</p><p class="ql-block">叫你愛逞能?</p> <p class="ql-block">《鄰居》</p><p class="ql-block">就算住對門,</p><p class="ql-block">不知是何人,</p><p class="ql-block">關(guān)門成一統(tǒng),</p><p class="ql-block">雞犬不相聞。</p> <p class="ql-block">《瓜棗》</p><p class="ql-block">只有藤纏樹,</p><p class="ql-block">哪有樹纏藤,</p><p class="ql-block">本來無瓜葛,</p><p class="ql-block">大媽牽紅繩。</p> <p class="ql-block">《古今》</p><p class="ql-block">銀杏古來有,</p><p class="ql-block">平地起高樓,</p><p class="ql-block">滄桑人間事,</p><p class="ql-block">天涼好個秋。</p> <p class="ql-block">《城村》</p><p class="ql-block">馬路人找活,</p><p class="ql-block">園內(nèi)雞鴨鵝,</p><p class="ql-block">如此臟亂差,</p><p class="ql-block">神仙也沒轍。</p> <p class="ql-block">《蛛蛛》</p><p class="ql-block">此蛛非彼珠,</p><p class="ql-block">結(jié)網(wǎng)做屠夫,</p><p class="ql-block">假花當(dāng)獵物,</p><p class="ql-block">唱的哪一出?</p> <p class="ql-block">《風(fēng)化》</p><p class="ql-block">笑道不笑河,</p><p class="ql-block">啥山唱啥歌,</p><p class="ql-block">大庭廣眾下,</p><p class="ql-block">叫你瞎嘚瑟。</p> <p class="ql-block">《自嗨》</p><p class="ql-block">自采又自拍,</p><p class="ql-block">現(xiàn)身電視臺,</p><p class="ql-block">播音不上鏡,</p><p class="ql-block">不請人自來。</p> <p class="ql-block">《牽驢》</p><p class="ql-block">天下父母心,</p><p class="ql-block">兒女美婚姻,</p><p class="ql-block">公園戀愛角,</p><p class="ql-block">不知水多深。</p> <p class="ql-block">《情怨》</p><p class="ql-block">本科沒有念,</p><p class="ql-block">文革搗的亂,</p><p class="ql-block">干大沒門檻,</p><p class="ql-block">又該把誰怨?</p> <p class="ql-block">《亮相》</p><p class="ql-block">跑調(diào)不跑調(diào),</p><p class="ql-block">老師有高招,</p><p class="ql-block">排隊臺上站,</p><p class="ql-block">盡量不單挑。</p> <p class="ql-block">《品茗》</p><p class="ql-block">秋高西照日,</p><p class="ql-block">垂簾醉朦朧,</p><p class="ql-block">臨窗花弄影,</p><p class="ql-block">獨坐品香茗。</p> <p class="ql-block">《夏衣》</p><p class="ql-block">暑夏賽皇上,</p><p class="ql-block">日日翻牌忙,</p><p class="ql-block">一旦秋風(fēng)起,</p><p class="ql-block">全都冷宮藏。</p> <p class="ql-block">《郵票》</p><p class="ql-block">一年買一本,</p><p class="ql-block">稀罕一小會,</p><p class="ql-block">英雄早遲暮,</p><p class="ql-block">書信成舊事。</p> <p class="ql-block">《接生》</p><p class="ql-block">學(xué)校一下課,</p><p class="ql-block">門口像開鍋,</p><p class="ql-block">早年沒這事,</p><p class="ql-block">車少子女多。</p> <p class="ql-block">《晚霞》</p><p class="ql-block">夕陽無限好,</p><p class="ql-block">何懼近黃昏,</p><p class="ql-block">老有老之妙,</p><p class="ql-block">人生又一春。</p> <p class="ql-block">《反差》</p><p class="ql-block">商廈披霓虹,</p><p class="ql-block">住宅打補丁,</p><p class="ql-block">一條金廊上,</p><p class="ql-block">境遇大不同。</p> <p class="ql-block">《種瓜》</p><p class="ql-block">入秋天漸涼,</p><p class="ql-block">葉子全掉光,</p><p class="ql-block">瓜兒迎風(fēng)立,</p><p class="ql-block">留籽待傲霜。</p> <p class="ql-block">《國慶》</p><p class="ql-block">金菊秋正濃,</p><p class="ql-block">祖國逢慶生,</p><p class="ql-block">游人心里美,</p><p class="ql-block">一家中國紅。</p> <p class="ql-block">《磨刀》</p><p class="ql-block">老漢住小區(qū),</p><p class="ql-block">年齒八十一,</p><p class="ql-block">磨刀掙外快,</p><p class="ql-block">坐地找商機。</p> <p class="ql-block">《天價蟹》</p><p class="ql-block">秋來蟹兒鮮,</p><p class="ql-block">品蟹醋加蒜,</p><p class="ql-block">一只價多少,</p><p class="ql-block">夠買一袋面。</p> <p class="ql-block">《露天電影》</p><p class="ql-block">當(dāng)年放電影,</p><p class="ql-block">村村萬戶空,</p><p class="ql-block">盛況不再有,</p><p class="ql-block">廣場冷清清。</p> <p class="ql-block">《定律》</p><p class="ql-block">花市買花朵,</p><p class="ql-block">一季便凋落,</p><p class="ql-block">友人贈花卉,</p><p class="ql-block">株株皆鮮活。</p> <p class="ql-block">【隨手拍】《出頭》</p><p class="ql-block">樹叢剛沒腰,</p><p class="ql-block">齊整如刀削,</p><p class="ql-block">別人都順溜,</p><p class="ql-block">就你起高調(diào)。</p> <p class="ql-block">《串紅》</p><p class="ql-block">寒露秋意濃,</p><p class="ql-block">百花漸凋零,</p><p class="ql-block">一枝花獨俏,</p><p class="ql-block">滿園看串紅。</p> <p class="ql-block">《擺設(shè)》</p><p class="ql-block">公園小東東,</p><p class="ql-block">專門哄幼童,</p><p class="ql-block">中看不中用,</p><p class="ql-block">回家到處扔。</p> <p class="ql-block">《爆紅》</p><p class="ql-block">臨街門市房,</p><p class="ql-block">遍地開銀行,</p><p class="ql-block">風(fēng)水輪流轉(zhuǎn),</p><p class="ql-block">頭牌是口腔。</p> <p class="ql-block">《重名》</p><p class="ql-block">常往夜市跑,</p><p class="ql-block">你說巧不巧,</p><p class="ql-block">一字都不差,</p><p class="ql-block">重名知多少。</p>