<div>Teacher: Oh, boys and girls, today we will learn the antonym, every one must say one. Just ok. </div><div>Mark: So bring. </div><div>Teacher: Great. </div><div>Tony: Very great. </div><div>Teacher: You are wrong. </div><div>Son: I'm right. </div><div>Teacher: Why can't you understand? </div><div>Danny: I know it clearly. </div><div>Teacher: You, stand up. </div><div>Son: I sit down. </div><div>Teacher: The teacher tell you stand up, you not hear it? </div><div>Mark: The teacher tell me sit down, I hear it. <br>Teacher: You dare didn't listen to the teacher? ! </div><div>Tony: I wouldn't have dared to defy the teacher</div><div>Teacher: Do you know what I say? </div><div>Jimmy: I don't know want are you saying. <br>Teacher: I know you are bad. </div><div>Danny: You don't know I'm not bad. <br>Teacher: I don't want to say to you. </div><div>Son: Speaking. </div><div>Teacher: NO WAY! </div><div>Jimmy: No, speaking. </div><div>Teacher: You, shit up! </div><div>Mark: I want to shout. </div><div>Teacher: NO SPEAKING! ! </div><div>Son: SPEAKING EVERY THING~~</div><div>(The teacher is very angry, but she can't say anything. ) </div><div>Teacher: The class is over! </div><div>Danny: The class is begin! </div><div>Teacher: Say, please say~</div><div>Mark: I shit up. <br>(The teacher is ok now, then she calls every student's parents. Go back home, the son is afraid……) </div><div>Dad: You are trackingthe teacher! <br>Son: Dad, the teacher does not tell us to stop……</div><div>Dad: Shit up! The teacher is tells you the class is over, why are say the? You bad boy……<br></div>老師:同學(xué)們,今天我們學(xué)習(xí)反義詞,每個(gè)人都要說啊。還不錯(cuò)。<br>馬克:好無聊。<br>老師:很好<br>托尼:極其好。<br>老師:錯(cuò)了。<br>兒子:對(duì)了。<br>老師:你咋不明白呢?<br>丹尼:我很明白啊。<br>老師:你起來。<br>兒子:我坐下。<br>老師:老師叫你起來,你沒聽到嗎?<br>馬克:老師叫我坐下,我聽到了。<br>老師:你還敢不聽老師的話?!<br>托尼:我不敢不聽老師的話。<br>老師:你知道我在說什么嗎?<br>雞米:我不知道你在說什么。<br>老師:我知道你是故意的。<br>丹尼:你不知道我不是故意的啊。<br>老師:我不跟你說了。<br>兒子:你跟我說。<br>老師:拉倒吧。<br>雞米:堅(jiān)持啊。<br>老師:你給我閉嘴。<div>馬克:我要大聲吼喝。</div><div>老師:禁言!</div><div>兒子:暢所欲言~</div><div>(老師氣得半死,似乎又無言以對(duì)……)</div><div>老師:下課!</div><div>丹尼:上課!</div><div>老師:繼續(xù)說啊。</div><div>馬克:我閉嘴了!</div><div>(老師松了口氣,然后給所有人的家長打了電話?;氐郊遥瑑鹤颖涣R了一頓……)</div><div>爸爸:你這簡直就是胡鬧!</div><div>兒子:爸爸,老師也沒給我們信號(hào),說讓我們停下啊……</div><div>爸爸:唉,老師都說下課了,你怎么還繼續(xù)呢?真是胡攪蠻纏……</div>