<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 幺妹喊我看大戲??</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(176, 79, 187); font-size:22px;">（大關(guān)方言·民間新歌謠）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 劉子發(fā)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">幺妹揖頭來(lái)我家，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">慌忙火氣扯話題：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">打你電話接不倒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">跑起你家說(shuō)歸逸。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(176, 79, 187); font-size:22px;">我講各子走慢點(diǎn)，??</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">啥子事碼楞個(gè)急？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">她說(shuō)廣場(chǎng)壩壩頭，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">今天晚辰看稀奇：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">昆明攏抖大幫人，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">擺好臺(tái)臺(tái)演大戲。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(176, 79, 187); font-size:22px;">我說(shuō)啥子了不起，??</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">屋頭活路干不熄。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">幺妹哈咡不高興，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">哎喲我哥苯得屁：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">人家都是大派頭，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">老高山人懂不起。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">人家跳舞閃咚咚，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">腰桿扯到腳后齊。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">人家唱歌更是昂（音骯），</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">半天云頭猴兮兮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">驚抓抓的喉嚨大，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">手法身段干得贏。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">拽起花燈好妖嬈，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一幫姑娘鬧“游春”。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">相聲小品呱瓜贊，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">轉(zhuǎn)彎抹拐笑死人。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">整個(gè)雜技拽筋斗，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">憨不溜秋分不清。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">公然又還耍把戲，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">男的魔術(shù)變妖精。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“包二回門”二人轉(zhuǎn)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">南腔北調(diào)不了情。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(176, 79, 187); font-size:22px;">幺妹緊倒說(shuō)不盡，??</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你講笑人不笑人？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">嘴才子兒不簡(jiǎn)單，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">紅顏花色愛煞人！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">擺得我也攢了勁，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">關(guān)上朝門就起身。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">剎腳鞋咡忘記換，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">偏偏帽兒衣不抻。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">拽筋搭抖趕熱鬧，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">汗水爬紗攆路程。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">鉆進(jìn)人群窩窩頭，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">看著不敢眨眼睛。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">咋個(gè)演的楞個(gè)拽，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">差點(diǎn)莫得過(guò)把癮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(176, 79, 187); font-size:22px;">拉倒幺妹挨她說(shuō)，??</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">二天還有冒忘請(qǐng)。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">幺妹裝得脾氣脹，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">勒瞇恨眼咚嘴皮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">只講二回曉不得，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">哪展又來(lái)說(shuō)不清。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">下次還有我音倒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">叫你傷心我開心。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我跟幺妹悄聲講，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">心口不一假正經(jīng)。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">認(rèn)清妹子喜歡我，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">邀起同來(lái)有原因。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">喊妳幺妹逗起吵，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">干哥記你一生情。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">幺妹一聽紅了臉，??</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">當(dāng)人八眾羞死人！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;">小康路上手牽手，</b></p><p class="ql-block"><b style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">同心同德感黨恩。??</b></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(1, 1, 1);">云南大關(guān)縣本土方言錄音，請(qǐng)橫屏分享。</span></p>