<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 男子陪老婆孕檢。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 醫(yī)生:“還記得你倆頭次同房的時(shí)間嗎？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 男子:“有三個(gè)月了?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> “這胎兒咋比六個(gè)月的胎兒還大呢？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> “啥意思？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 老婆:“老公，我心里慌，快去幫我買盒牛奶?！蹦腥藙傋撸司徒o醫(yī)生塞了一個(gè)紅包。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> “胎兒為何這么大？”男子出去后回來問。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 醫(yī)生:“沒事！這孩子長(zhǎng)得太著急了?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> </span></p>