<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">股市獲利,小張落袋為安。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">媳婦:“收網(wǎng)了?”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">小張:“吃到魚身了,知足吧!魚頭不要了,卡嗓子?!?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">媳婦:“好,咱安心過年?!?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">小張:“媳婦,魚吃過了,想不想養(yǎng)雞?”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">媳婦不解,小張樂了:“你看這只股,低波動(dòng)、穩(wěn)分紅?!?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">媳婦:“懂了,這是只會(huì)下蛋的雞?!?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">小張:“買?”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">媳婦:“買!過年了,吉慶有余!”</span></p>