<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你麻辣個(gè)巴子的！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你是哪路神仙？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我招你惹你了？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">挖你祖墳？扔你孫子入太平洋？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">荒唐！滑稽！無厘頭！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你踏馬陰溝里鉆出來的鼠輩，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我見過你？認(rèn)得你？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你走你的獨(dú)木橋，我過我的陽關(guān)道——</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">風(fēng)馬牛不相及，關(guān)我屁事？關(guān)你屁事？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你憑啥無緣無故、賤兮兮地，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">把一堆假大空爛的廢文，硬塞我眼前？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我偏不讀！不看！不睬！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你配嗎？你敢嗎？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">整天不著調(diào)、不靠譜、欠揍又欠踹，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">真真丑陋、愚蠢、令人作嘔！</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">娘希匹滴！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你過年喝高了？還是失心瘋了？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一個(gè)臭男人，閑得蛋疼，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不干正事，專挑老娘開涮？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">看你那副吊樣——</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">歪嘴斜眼、氣短神虛、德不配位，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">哪有一點(diǎn)真男人的筋骨與擔(dān)當(dāng)？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">真正的男人，立世有責(zé)，行路有光，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">誰像你，賤兮兮推文擾人清靜？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">誰稀罕你那點(diǎn)廉價(jià)關(guān)注？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">姐不蠢，不傻，更不瞎！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你若真想找茬，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">地址甩出來，定位發(fā)過來——</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">姐立馬出發(fā)，說走就走，雷厲風(fēng)行！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">讓你這推糞球的史殼郎、</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">陰溝鼠輩、人渣末流，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">為“亂推亂擾”四個(gè)字，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">血債血償，豬血見底！</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">美篇？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不過是個(gè)玩文字、拼圖、剪視頻的廣場罷了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">精？能？又如何？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你當(dāng)真把它供上神壇了？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">莫非你是體制內(nèi)浮在水面的小年輕？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">臨時(shí)工替你打卡，你躺著領(lǐng)高薪？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">還是——</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">去年那個(gè)奔河南找“紅姐”的公務(wù)員？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">或是健身房里吹噓腹肌、實(shí)則心虛的教練？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">蠢驢！明知是坑還往里跳，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">咱山東老話講得透亮：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">——咧熊吧！咧熊透啦！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我草他奶奶個(gè)腿！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不是怕你，是煩你——</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">煩透了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">甘拜下風(fēng)，拱手告退，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">只求艾滋大蝦高抬貴手，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">放過這街，放過這巷，放過這人間清靜！</span></p>